what the gonk, oh my gonker, holy gongker, you really gongked that one up. You can also add muffins to it. Your such a gongker muffin, look at that gongker muffin. Why is this such a gongking muffin of a word... sometimes people just use it in a one word sentence. GONGKER!
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A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
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Get the gongerschnigle mug.A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"
"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
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