GON2l

Good Old Numbered 2 Lane
A road with less traffic, less stops, more twisties, and better scenery that is favored by serious motorcycle enthusiasts.

We decided to avoid the super slab and take GON2Ls on our way home...

GON2l by Aaniimoosh March 4, 2022

Gongler 

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018

gongle 

1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc

Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"

gongle by G11D September 16, 2011

gonl 

acronum for Gratz On No Life

commenly used in the game world of warcraft on the aman'thul server

can be used in association or conotations of having no life

Example 1:
person 1 - woot i got full T6 gear
person 2 - gonl dude

Example 2:
person 1 - omg i just did 2000 dps in that fight
person 2 - lol youre so gonl dude

Example 3:
person 1 - dude i havent slept yet been playing wow for 16 hrs straight
person 2 - omg youre such a gonl king

gonl by gonal king February 19, 2008

Gonglong 

It's when your penis is shriveled up and you look like your balls are bigger then your dick.

Bro why do you have a gonglong!

Gonglong by AydanDeleon September 21, 2016

gontlemen 

intentional misspelling of 'gentlemen'

Gontlemen, if you are under six feet tall, WAYSA? Hot chicks won't fuck you.

gontlemen by chef dee August 23, 2006

Gongloff Bar 

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

Gongloff Bar by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011