GMOMOC

GMOMOC is the scientific term for Genetic Mutation Of My Own Chromosomes, this can be applied to those who have offspring but do not wish to bare their child with a "normal" name. Often times this is used when the parental figure does not have a very strong love for said child, and would rather regard them as something foreign as to not associate with it yet still acknowledge that the child is theirs but not in the nicest way.

"Ugh, GMOMOC is such a brat sometimes. I just don't know what to do with it. I mean I know it is my own, but its so hideous that I just can't think of a possible solution."

GMOMOC by aarseniccrack April 25, 2019

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Gommoch

(noun) a foolish or gullible person that lives a life of "gimmickry" and "kitsch" trends to fit in with a more powerful or illustrious group of peers. Synonymous with the pastiche sub-class of "the adult hipster."

"Wow, Glen's really turned into quite a gommoch after purchasing that Delorean."

Gommoch by matchism March 1, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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