Gommoch

(noun) a foolish or gullible person that lives a life of "gimmickry" and "kitsch" trends to fit in with a more powerful or illustrious group of peers. Synonymous with the pastiche sub-class of "the adult hipster."

"Wow, Glen's really turned into quite a gommoch after purchasing that Delorean."

by matchism March 1, 2016

Gommichan

Someone with a massive head who is also a stupid fucker.

They slide around on their knees as a way of movement.

Have no aim and enjoy wearing helmets.

Probably likes to eat other people's faeces..

'Why is that guy sliding around on his knees with a helmet on?'

'I know right, look at the way he's sliding up to that piece of shit.. Looks like he might eat it.'

'That dude is a serious Gommichan.'

by Shalashaskaa December 16, 2011