John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
by rawazznig December 28, 2007
