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Tom: "Fak, that massage was so good I almost geest in my pants!"

Geest by Slickkkkkkk May 6, 2008
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a lesser used slang term for weed (marijuana)
yo charles pass me some that geest.
Geest by bigsloppypapi January 24, 2018
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Maxime De Geest 

MAXIME IS MARRIED WITH DYLAN O’BRIEN <3
OMG LOOK IT’S MAXIME DE GEEST
Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016
Geeta is a very pretty, smart, nice, funny and strong headed girl, she is a representation of union of goddesses Mahalakshmi Devi and Saraswati Devi
You seem to be a very nice person like Geeta.
Geeta by Bot17122204 August 7, 2020
Geeta is a very pretty, smart, funny, clumsy girl. She is very cute at times. She is very loyal & trust worthy. A very beautiful person who doesn't pay much attention to herself. Someone who cares about everyone's feelings. She can be pretty mean but she still cares alot. She doesn't put alot of confidence in herself and she tries everything she can to be there for somebody in need. If you get a chance to date her take it because she will make you the happiest person in the world. Once you get to meet her she is extremely shy... But then when you warm up to her, she is one chatterbox and will be pretty crazy..she will always be there for you <333
Handsomeguylovesgeeta
Geeta by anonymous October 12, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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