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Olivia Gaffney 

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"
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Gay Best Friend Forever


You know there is always a straight woman, and a gay man who are really good friends.
eg. Will and Grace... Will is her GBFF
GBFF by trouble33 October 3, 2008

Gaffneyed 

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.
Gaffneyed by CBFFL February 12, 2010
A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Gaffney by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013

goffniks 

muddafukin goffniks
goffniks by tink May 3, 2004