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GAZOOGAL 

"Bro!" Please pass the Gazoogal I'm feining."

"This Gazoogal got me fucked!"
GAZOOGAL by TheGrandweedwizard March 25, 2023
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gazoogle 

1. Dig up the most minute details possible in the most obscure place.
2. Having the ability to recall that there may have been a post somewhere about this, THEN spending a week finding it.

also see: googler
1. The sperm of the fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca measures some two inches in length.
2. I see you had a post in this thread back in 1992, something about you and Al Gore inventing the modern internet

Term initially coined by Setzer Gambiani -
gazoogle by mtbmed October 27, 2004

gahoogalong 

The gahoogalong is a female sex organ that is located behind the intestines but in front of the spine. the purpose of the gahoogalong is to store excess semen. the gahoogalong is the reason why you don't always get pregnant when having unprotected sex.
Jeff: hey Larry I heard you forgot to put a condom on when you fucked Mildred
Larry: yeah I did but ,it's been a few weeks and she isn't pregnant
Jeff: ah, your cum must've gone to her gahoogalong
gahoogalong by Vanile November 10, 2017

Gazongalongabongablugabloos

A term for describing very large breasts.
Those are some big gazongalongabongablugabloos.
Gazongalongabongablugabloos by Wb3110 November 26, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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