GARTS 💨

When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.

Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals