A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."

That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.

garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008

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Garglemel

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.

I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!

Garglemel by CapNKrunk October 5, 2005

garglemesh

noun;verb;adjective; use in a verity of different ways, mostly for something amazing, but can be used for something thats hilariously terrible, but in a way can be used as something perfectly chill.

anything really, it just has to qualify under the criteria.
1. That flame thrower you made was VERY Garglemesh.
2.That wipe out was totally Garglemesh
3.I am feeling kinda Garglemesh today

garglemesh by Ornalo February 19, 2009

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

meat gaggle by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

Meat Gargler by Skinny dick February 10, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026