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a cry baby from arthurian legend, who is into understanding his enemy, instead of killing him cannot even hold a candlestick holder to Tristan
Tristan: hey man, want a beer
Galahad: no that was made from hops harvested unjustly
(smack, Tristan beats him over the head and goes and has a beer)
galahad by Snowman McKnives May 1, 2005
person 1: why dont chickens wear pants?
person 2: why?
person 1: because their peckers are on top

person 2 and 1: galahad! LMAO
Galahad by GrimReaper999 May 13, 2010
Galahad is a chill guy to hang with hes always there for you and is one sexy mf.
Galahad fuck me
Galahad by Travypatty November 22, 2021

Galahad Motherfucker 

The traditional call when the legendary galahad marathon, usually resulting in anal.
Jon: "I feel like a drink"

Spence: "GALAHAD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR"
a unique name of my boyfriend 😜 if you ever meet a Galaad, don’t you ever let him go! He’s amazing, he sweet and kind and loving. I promise you Galaad is a keep.... lol he’s Mexican which explains the rare name
Galaad is the best fucking boyfriend ever!
galaad by stupidfrootloop February 4, 2021
Galamad(n); Calamari- an Italian dish composed primarily of squid (often stated with a Italian/American accent).
"Aye Paulie! Did you try the galamad Soprano's yet?"

"No, not yet. How was it?"

"Fuckin' phenomenal! I'm tellin' you, you gotta try it."
Galamad by Almighty Mic September 25, 2021
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