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galahad
a cry baby from arthurian legend, who is into understanding his enemy, instead of killing him cannot even hold a candlestick holder to Tristan
Tristan: hey man, want a beer
Galahad: no that was made from hops harvested unjustly
(smack, Tristan beats him over the head and goes and has a beer)
Galahad: no that was made from hops harvested unjustly
(smack, Tristan beats him over the head and goes and has a beer)
galahad by Snowman McKnives May 1, 2005
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Galahad
person 1: why dont chickens wear pants?
person 2: why?
person 1: because their peckers are on top
person 2 and 1: galahad! LMAO
person 2: why?
person 1: because their peckers are on top
person 2 and 1: galahad! LMAO
Galahad by GrimReaper999 May 13, 2010
Galahad Motherfucker
Galahad Motherfucker by royalbumbaclod January 21, 2010
galaad
a unique name of my boyfriend š if you ever meet a Galaad, donāt you ever let him go! Heās amazing, he sweet and kind and loving. I promise you Galaad is a keep.... lol heās Mexican which explains the rare name
galaad by stupidfrootloop February 4, 2021
Galamad
Galamad(n); Calamari- an Italian dish composed primarily of squid (often stated with a Italian/American accent).
"Aye Paulie! Did you try the galamad Soprano's yet?"
"No, not yet. How was it?"
"Fuckin' phenomenal! I'm tellin' you, you gotta try it."
"No, not yet. How was it?"
"Fuckin' phenomenal! I'm tellin' you, you gotta try it."
Galamad by Almighty Mic September 25, 2021
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