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Cheapest lager beer around . 87 cent a can. If you can find cheaper ill refund it. . . .
John; "You gunna get twisted tonight man?"
Winthorpe; "No ive hardly any money"
John: "Sure jus go on the Galahad mate, Cheap as chips. . . "
Galahad by softboyz June 21, 2009
Words you can keep
a cry baby from arthurian legend, who is into understanding his enemy, instead of killing him cannot even hold a candlestick holder to Tristan
Tristan: hey man, want a beer
Galahad: no that was made from hops harvested unjustly
(smack, Tristan beats him over the head and goes and has a beer)
galahad by Snowman McKnives May 1, 2005
person 1: why dont chickens wear pants?
person 2: why?
person 1: because their peckers are on top

person 2 and 1: galahad! LMAO
Galahad by GrimReaper999 May 13, 2010
Galahad is a chill guy to hang with hes always there for you and is one sexy mf.
Galahad fuck me
Galahad by Travypatty November 22, 2021

Galahad Motherfucker 

The traditional call when the legendary galahad marathon, usually resulting in anal.
Jon: "I feel like a drink"

Spence: "GALAHAD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR"
a unique name of my boyfriend 😜 if you ever meet a Galaad, don’t you ever let him go! He’s amazing, he sweet and kind and loving. I promise you Galaad is a keep.... lol he’s Mexican which explains the rare name
Galaad is the best fucking boyfriend ever!
galaad by stupidfrootloop February 4, 2021
Galamad(n); Calamari- an Italian dish composed primarily of squid (often stated with a Italian/American accent).
"Aye Paulie! Did you try the galamad Soprano's yet?"

"No, not yet. How was it?"

"Fuckin' phenomenal! I'm tellin' you, you gotta try it."
Galamad by Almighty Mic September 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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