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When someone is confidant they have a high google ranking they would tell people to "G me".

The top ranked page in the search would bring up their homepage or information on them.

An elite group of people maintain the top ranking in the search engines results.
G Me by J.C.Burnett July 14, 2007
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you ain't a G unless you me 

a statement that one would use to declare themselves as the one and only G gangster.
"like i've always said you ain't a G unless you me."

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.
"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."
float me a g by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) 

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!

g meister 

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"
g meister by Urban Translations February 4, 2023

Pull off a G-Men 

Divert an otherwise serious conversation into a series of mindless gibberish.
“I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”
Pull off a G-Men by Energia!!! October 21, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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