Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.
Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
“I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.