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When a whole persons life (always a my chem fan) flashes before their eyes after hearing the beginning note of my chemical romances beautiful song “welcome to the black parade”
victim: *cries in emo*
Person1: what’s happened to her why is she so sad
Person2: I took her into a music shop and pressed the g note on a keyboard
Person1: she was G noted
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one note on the piano that makes all emos lose their SHIT while crying dark eyeliner and sitting in a corner screeching the words while crying to death. used in the song Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.
music teacher: okay kids we are learning a new song on the piano it is called welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance.
emo kid: no...no...nonononoNO
music teacher:*plays the g note*
emo kid: *screaming: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY*
G Note by yeemo August 27, 2017
The well known beginning to the song Welcome To The Black Parade by former band My Chemical Romance. It's the key G on the piano played at the beginning of the song. It will make repressed emo people lose their shit and violently cry eyeliner.
Non-emo: "Hey, I just found this really cool song!"
Repressed emo: Cool! What's it called?
Non-emo: Welcome To The Black Parade! *G Note plays*
Emo: *violently crying eyeliner and screaming the lyrics*
G Note by Awful_Fangirl August 13, 2016
Aka: Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhh
How to kill a emo (repressed or not)
Use it carefully as it causes great pain and can cause an emo to go into shock until MCR gets back together (you might be there a while)
Annoying person: *plays g-note*

Emo: Stabs other person with eyeliner before sacrificing them to Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray (and departed Bob)
A piano note that can make emo kids have a mental breakdown.

Why? It's the first note that plays in the song Welcome To The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance, who broke up in 2013.
*in music class*
Person 1: Hey, did you know this about this one piano note?
Person 2: Know what?
Person 1: *plays G note*
Emo kid in class: *proceeds to screech out the lyrics to WTTBP while sobbing*

g-note syndrome 

When you've been so touched by MCR that you will forever remember what the g-note on a piano sounds like and react to it suddenly.
Man, she's got some serious g-note syndrome. Every time I hit the g, Sarah shoots her head up. What does she think this is? The Black Parade?
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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