Fwedding

When your mother-in-law finds a new boyfriend and needs to tell the world that they will eventually get married.

Synonym: Fake Wedding

My wife is making go to her mom's fwedding on week 1 of the NFL season, it sucks.

by Freacher Dave August 31, 2021

Fredding out

lazy person who never shows up at the gym. And when he does he spends all his time watching the booty class.

Worked out alone again. Johnny keeps fredding out on me..

by lucky super star September 4, 2010

fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

fedding

The art of doing FED (Front End Development)

Mic and James are the best at fedding

by Moros_ January 4, 2016

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007

Fedding

Masturbating to an exceeding level, at extreme places. Usually related to animals.
Originated from the Greek

Joe: "where ya been mate?"

Federico: " I was fedding on the balcony"

by Federico de Maria March 20, 2017

Freddington

The most psychotic but loving cat you will ever adopt. You might see him in Montreal revving his red Lambo.

I tried to bring him in, but he killed everything and then started purring as I pet him. Ohhh Freddington I thought, did you get another speeding ticket when you drove back from Fredericton?

by MackleMcG November 12, 2021