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Fwauntiful

The feeling of being so beautiful that people will fwaunt to punch (hurt) you; mixture of pride and guilt
Noah is looking quite fwauntiful today.
Fwauntiful by UpsideRight6 February 21, 2022
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Fwayn • Fwayne Patch • fwank • Fwaygo • fayna • fwang • Fwanker • frayne • fwan • Fwands
Stop fuckin with those lames, come FWARN.
FWARN by a real nigga. June 28, 2011

Scott Fayner 

Scott Fayner

n. 1. An "avid" writter in todays adult industry. A drug enthusiast to say the least, crack head to say the most (Seymour Butts). For what he lacks in news, he makes up for in creativity.

adj. 1) to love cocaine.

2) to have a small and crooked penis.
3) to be nearly as famous as the butler from fresh prince.
Porno Bitch #1: I heard Scott Fayner makes good girls go bad.

Porno Bitch #2: He's really hott. I want him.

Porno Bitch #1: He's got the clap. And I think I he likes drugs.
Scott Fayner by Sean Karabekir April 12, 2005
A future babe; A young girl, who you shouldn't be talking about her attractiveness, but you know is going to grow up to be hot
Hermione from the Harry Potter movies was the ultimate Fwaybe.
Fwaybe by ratminx8 May 13, 2014
fayna by Anonymous April 28, 2003
A Fwank is when a person masturbates over pictures of another person found via the internet website of facebook.
Ray: What did you do last night?

Ollie: Ow I was just looking at facebook and there was a picture of Jenny showing a bit of nip, couldn't help but have a fwank over that!

Ray: Dude, you should have text me then we could have fwanked at the same time.
fwank by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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