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Fwaot means liking tiger fists and being gay at the same time. It also means she likes feet
Fwaot: omg I want the cereal tiger to fist me!!!

You: I thought you were gay

Fwaot: omg yes I am I like feet as well!
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Would you like to fall asleep on the phone (faotp) tonight since I cant be next to you?
faotp by Bïþć& January 18, 2020
Related Words
Fwaot fwcotton Fwat fwot FAOT FAOTP Fwart fwzotto FRAOT Fwaft

fwcotton 

A biased mf who thinks tanjiro is the best mc (he’s not) fwcotton is a person who should drown and die alone by himself
“Fwcotton should die
fwcotton by Papaflame March 29, 2022
the act of wafting a fart, typically in the general direction of another person.
"I cant believe you just fwafted that."

"your fwaft smells like zesty onions ring sauce."
Fwaft by uncle reamis September 23, 2012

fwcotton 

big daddy. never misses. hot. has a big dick. he wont moot me tho😭😭
“fwcotton is so hot and should moot me.” -yojeager
fwcotton by yojeager May 2, 2022
a f***ing waste of time
A slightly less extreme loss than a big fwot
John spent the last 15 minutes on hold waiting to speak to a customer service agent. "What a fwot," he thought.
fwot by Jeff V September 19, 2006

FWatcher 

FWatcher: A Facebook watcher, someone who uses Facebook on a regular basis only to watch the activity of others without posting updates themselves.
FWatcher: A Facebook Voyeur / Facebook voyeurism
One who reads the posts of others but rarely/never posts items themselves
FWatcher by CharlotteO October 7, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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