Fwart

A fart that thwarts the farter; a noxious plume of body gas that makes the current situation for the gas passer generally unpleasant, usually occurring in a car, elevator, or bed.

That fwart totally ruined my make out session with my secretary.

by Bananaman8000 October 4, 2010

Fwart

Facial wart. A wart that can be found on the neck and face. The purpose of a fwart is to help predators assess the surrounding prey. If a male or female has one or more fwarts they are automatically set to a standard of below five.

1. "Eww, no man you can't kiss her. She's covered in fwarts!"
2. Batmans fwart was too distracting to watch the film.

by Iainisgay April 13, 2015

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

by Teraknor January 7, 2016

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003