Term to describe the accumulation of lint or material fibres that adhere in the crevice of the buttocks. Generally occurs while sleeping naked in a bed with fluffy covers or sheets or wearing jogging pants with no underwear. Generally noticed while showering after sleep or after sport.
"These bed covers have given me a Fuzzy Butt" or "These jogging pants have given me a Fuzzy Butt."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.