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Pointless, Unserious

A made up word based on the word "futz" (to waste time aimlessly) that was created to pad out a list of words in a Christmas letter that start with the letter F that also meant things like facetious, farcical, foolish or frivolous.
Reading a Christmas letter of lies and nonsequiters was a waste of time and futzive but it was funny when I looked up a word I didn't know and ended up here getting roasted again.
Futzive by Mr. Trey December 19, 2024
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The best Cod YouTuber out there no other cod youtuber is like him, He has the most skill he is the best that will ever come from cod his aim is unmatchable and his tactics are perfect
Futives is the best
FUTIVES by ExoGhost cool like September 11, 2020
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Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.
“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”
Futzie by Futzie hater October 20, 2021
a cross between "futile" and "furtive", it means, a sneaky move but all in vain.
Jack tried futively to get past the guards.
futive by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003
The best cod player out there his aim is unmatchable, he is amazing, his tactics are the best he’s amazing, greatest that will ever come out of cod.
Futives is the best
Futives by ExoGhost cool like September 11, 2020
Someone who’s homies hate exoghost
Futives:Fuck exoghost. Me and my homies hate exoghost
Futives by anonymous October 19, 2020
The mood someone gets in when their friends/family are being dumb and making fun of them in a really annoying way. It's kind of like fussy,cranky,and annoyed all at once.
Wonderful Loved Ones: "Ohhh look at me I'm Nabil, I'm organized..."
Nabil: *glares*
Wonderful Loved Ones: "Stop being so futzie!"
Futzie by C Star October 10, 2005
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