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Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.
“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”
Futzie by Futzie hater October 20, 2021
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The mood someone gets in when their friends/family are being dumb and making fun of them in a really annoying way. It's kind of like fussy,cranky,and annoyed all at once.
Wonderful Loved Ones: "Ohhh look at me I'm Nabil, I'm organized..."
Nabil: *glares*
Wonderful Loved Ones: "Stop being so futzie!"
Futzie by C Star October 10, 2005
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Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.
Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?
Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.
On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.
futzing by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005
Funzie is an unblocked games website that you can play games inside school, collage or work.
funzie.xyz
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warm fuzzies 

The warm, pleasant sensations one feels in the stomach and heart area when emotionally moved by an act of goodwill or love.
Watching children open presents on Christmas morning gives me the warm fuzzies.
warm fuzzies by Stephanie M. December 28, 2003
1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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