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Future-ism 

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
Future-ism by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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the way of the future; includes, swagger, high vocals, base riffs.
all your base is futurism.
futurism by nuck123456789 January 15, 2011

Cypro-Futurism 

Cypro-Futurism | Cypro-Futurist

Cypro-Futurism is the intersection of technology, with Near Eastern Cypriot mythology and culture. The concept developed by Cypriot Intermedia artist, Ayshia Aysh Taskin, in 2019.
Aphrodite's Spaceship is a Cypro-Futurism concept.

She is a Cypro-Futurist artist.

Her work explores the concept of Cypro-Futurism.
Cypro-Futurism by TheCYF February 24, 2021

Non Denominational Jungian Futurism

NDJF exists as a sort of spiritual super position and always accessible way of seeing an inalienable humanist universalism that is inexhaustibly self evident.

Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.

Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.

NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.

Rational and irrational actors share the stage.

Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.

Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."

-Elysium-

"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."

-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-

Futureispog 

A sexy guy and someone who doesn’t miss
Kaneki>giorno. Futureispog might be straight but gets all the boys
Futureispog by Idontmiss102 March 4, 2021

Futureispog 

A sexy man who does not miss
Futureispog is a man who doesn’t miss and his a straight guy but gets all the boys
Futureispog by Idontmiss102 March 4, 2021

Futureispog 

Futureispog is a sexy man straight and gets all the boys. He was once proven better then erentard himself
Futureispog by Idontmiss102 March 4, 2021
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