After the whorendous sexual excapades with a random chick at a bar, you take your morning relief and come to find that your urine tickles as it passes through the man's dick hole. often experienced after unprotected anal sex or blow jobs where the girl was chewing copenhagen tobacco.
Jacob: man I totally fucked a chick last night after I left this bar. She was SO HOT!
Jeremy: Dude you never left with a chick last night, you ended up flirting with a cabbie because you were shit faced.
Jacob: Oh, well now I got a fucking tickle stick dude! what the hell happend?
Jeremy: The cabbie probably had some copenhagen tobacco.
When the wordsick doesn't fully explain the sheer awesomeness of a certain thing, condition, or situation. It is used to expand on the popular term by expressing how something is actually sick to mind bottling proportions.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!