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A Fucking Stick 

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.
A Fucking Stick by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

fucking stick 

A stick that is used to have sex with, can be used up the vagina, the ass, or the mouth.
Dad: can you hand me my fucking stick
Son: you fucked off 5 times this week!
fucking stick by John Simpson January 4, 2008

Fucking tickle stick 

After the whorendous sexual excapades with a random chick at a bar, you take your morning relief and come to find that your urine tickles as it passes through the man's dick hole. often experienced after unprotected anal sex or blow jobs where the girl was chewing copenhagen tobacco.
Jacob: man I totally fucked a chick last night after I left this bar. She was SO HOT!

Jeremy: Dude you never left with a chick last night, you ended up flirting with a cabbie because you were shit faced.

Jacob: Oh, well now I got a fucking tickle stick dude! what the hell happend?

Jeremy: The cabbie probably had some copenhagen tobacco.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

fucking sick

When the word sick doesn't fully explain the sheer awesomeness of a certain thing, condition, or situation. It is used to expand on the popular term by expressing how something is actually sick to mind bottling proportions.
babe: "goddamn, that mustache is fucking sick"
fucking sick by majorpeda February 26, 2009

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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