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furry muff

it is a more humerus way of saying, "fair enough"
"i cant run around playing soccer because my leg is sore"

"furry muff"
furry muff by sanks17 December 13, 2009

Furry Muff

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"
Furry Muff by Jooboy July 2, 2003

furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.
Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"
furry muff by leavethisplace July 1, 2003

Furry Muff

A humorous twist on “fair enough”.
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.

Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
I dont like you. Response ' furry muff '
Furry Muff by Glenn woods September 25, 2025

spank your furry muff 

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you
'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

Furry Muffin 

Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.
wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*
Furry Muffin by Spadonk July 28, 2012
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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