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When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
by Burnerjack August 01, 2016
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
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