Skip to main content

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013
A light and airy feeling that comes over a government worker once they are forced to take some time off. Combination of the words "furlough" and "high".
"When they furlough, you furhigh."

Person 1: "What's up with Bob?"
Person 2: "Looks like the government is going to be shut down for a few years and Bob has decided to go follow the Greatful Dead."
Person 1: "What a furhigh he must be on."
furhigh by DC Derailleurs January 23, 2019
To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give
"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).
furnish by sam15 October 15, 2013

furnishedbread 

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.
person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
furnishedbread by bilbystan May 3, 2021

david furnish 

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
david furnish by Straitman July 11, 2006

furnished 

Decorating someone's face with semen.
I furnished Jimmy's face last night after plowing his mother.
furnished by I'm leaving November 17, 2015