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Furnigh by Doggs4Life December 1, 2019
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furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013
A light and airy feeling that comes over a government worker once they are forced to take some time off. Combination of the words "furlough" and "high".
"When they furlough, you furhigh."

Person 1: "What's up with Bob?"
Person 2: "Looks like the government is going to be shut down for a few years and Bob has decided to go follow the Greatful Dead."
Person 1: "What a furhigh he must be on."
furhigh by DC Derailleurs January 23, 2019
To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give
"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).
furnish by sam15 October 15, 2013

furnishedbread 

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.
person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
furnishedbread by bilbystan May 3, 2021

david furnish 

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
david furnish by Straitman July 11, 2006

furnished 

Decorating someone's face with semen.
I furnished Jimmy's face last night after plowing his mother.
furnished by I'm leaving November 17, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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