Skip to main content

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013
A light and airy feeling that comes over a government worker once they are forced to take some time off. Combination of the words "furlough" and "high".
"When they furlough, you furhigh."

Person 1: "What's up with Bob?"
Person 2: "Looks like the government is going to be shut down for a few years and Bob has decided to go follow the Greatful Dead."
Person 1: "What a furhigh he must be on."
furhigh by DC Derailleurs January 23, 2019
To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give
"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).
furnish by sam15 October 15, 2013

furnishedbread 

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.
person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
furnishedbread by bilbystan May 3, 2021

david furnish 

The significant other of Elton John.
Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
david furnish by Straitman July 11, 2006

furnished 

Decorating someone's face with semen.
I furnished Jimmy's face last night after plowing his mother.
furnished by I'm leaving November 17, 2015