Furmom 

(n.) One brand of Social Justice Warrior, who has chosen dogs (or, "furbabies" as they call them) as the subject of their mission.

You will often find furmoms on social media and Nextdoor railing at other dog owners about how you "should" take care of dogs.

Their main motto is "Adopt don't Shop", implying that nobody should ever buy a dog from a breeder, but should rescue dogs from shelters instead. As such, they are fully against pure breeds, and typically refer to breeders as"greeders."

But their main pastime is spending time on Facebook, admonishing other dog owners about how they're doing it. Whether it's shaming owners for walking without a leash, buying a pure bred dog, using tools such as choke chains or bark collars, or any other behavior that in any way recognizes that dogs are animals, not people.

Furmoms are also fervent Pit Bull advocates and will freak out if you so much as imply that Pit Bulls (which they like to call "Pibbles") tend to be more aggressive and prone to biting than other breeds. Their main tool in this mission is to post photos of their very well-loved Pit Bull sleeping peacefully in their home and giving the photo some passive aggressive captions such as, "look at this terrifying killer."

Basically, Furmoms have nothing else going on in their life other than their dog and will always be there to give you their unsolicited opinions.

That Furmom just called my dog a slave because I'm training her.

Furmom by Jacaranda March 27, 2020

Furmos 

a cross between furries and emos created by CrankThatFrank aka CrankThatDaddy about 16 minutes ago

"Feel free to use that term, i just came up with it, furmos, created by CrankThatFrank"

-CTF 2K17

Furmos by brendons_forehead March 31, 2017

fur mom 

A person who believes their dog barks sparkles and poops rainbows and can't do a thing wrong.

That dog is so out of control, and it's fur mom doesn't see anything wrong with it.

fur mom by Pseudonymony July 27, 2017

furdom 

Furry fandom (also known as furrydom, furridom, fur fandom or furdom) refers to the fandom for the furry genre of literature, art and entertainment. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions. (from Wikifur)

I like furdom

furdom by Freaky Steve March 7, 2009

furmonica

another word for going down on a hairy muff

I got hair in my teeth from playing her furmonica

furmonica by dunkin satchel April 20, 2009

Furom 

A Fucking Moron.
A foolish ignorant person, sometimes thought of a living calamity, with a nack for pissing people off.
Furom is the second level of moron, or moronity.

Jack, you spilled the beer, you're such a Furom!
Ignore the guy with rabid rats in his pants, he's just a horny furom.

Furom by Evolved_Classic November 14, 2003

furomit 

a.k.a. a hair ball, the fur your cat vomits up.

pronounced: frawm-it

NOT: fur-omit

What is that on the floor?
Furomit.
What is furomit?
A hairball my cat threw-up.

OR 'I hate cleaning up my cat's furomit!'
OR 'Ewu, I stepped in my cat's furomit!'
OR 'They make special cat food for furomit.'

furomit by Patsea Chema October 1, 2011