furloined 

Gut wrenched sad hopeless

I feel so furloined

furloined by Dutch girl 69 July 15, 2019

Furloaded 

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk

I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.

Furloaded by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013

Furline 

1. The ultimate in greatness. The pinnacle of a certain field.

2. Incredibly sensual, to the point of being painful to the opposite sex.

3. A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool; usually has his suspicions.

1. Check out that girl's booty! Man, she's a Furline in the booty department.

2. Holy shit man, that girl is soooooo Furline! I can't even look at her no more.

3. That boy, he's quite a Furline.

Furline by Jimmy the Rat May 27, 2009

purloined 

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.

My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.

purloined by Tggb3k October 23, 2004

Furlowed 

Drinking and doing cocaine just enough to be late for work enough times that they fire you.

Todd just couldn’t stop drinking and doing coke so he ended up getting furlowed from the store.

Furlowed by Tigerzebra October 27, 2020