Funot 

A person that thinks they are fun but are not...

She says she is so much fun but she’s Funot.

Funot by JaxJag June 7, 2019

lol do funnt 

This controversial quote is said to be found in the Instagram comments, but it is never confirmed. Some say you have to have an IQ of over 350 or you have to be a bit special in the head to be able to understand this quote. This quote can be used as an insult or to even point out that something is funny. Better luck next year in Sturt

*sees an Instagram post on a unknown fanpage
*proceeds to comment lol do funnt

*sees that he has written the comment wrong

*cries himself to sleep

*wakes up knowing how downie he was to comment it
Next day at school
*Joey kicks a ball into someones head

Johnny "lol do funnt xD"

*Fred proceeds to get very angry about people teasing him about saying lol do funnt then proceeds to scream "lol do fuck off!"

lol do funnt by Marget_Hall June 11, 2018

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

high-functioning sociopath 

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Funktry

Funktry is a Genre of music that incorporates the fusions and elements of, funk, Country, rock, Soul and disco music sung in the style of country music but arranged with the above mentioned elements.

I really liked that new song by Rowdy Cain, The Funktry music elements were dope.

Funktry by Rowdy Cain January 23, 2015

Functional Stoner 

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013