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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

The Funny friend

A position in each friend group that needs to be fulfilled
Eg.

β€œJulia is the funny friend in the group, she makes us laugh”

The Funny Friend

The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...
"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"

the funny friend

A funny friend is the person in the squad who no one actually likes. They only keep them around to make them laugh, so the funny friend is usually depressed because no one is an actual friend.
"Who is thatm I've never seen them before"
"Oh don't worry about then, they are just the funny friend"

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped 

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🀣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊 

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊
Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊
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briefcake 

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