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Funny fact 16 

Everything on the internet is recorded, watched and observed. This is a funny fact.

Who ever brainwashed you and put you down here know this fact.

It’s not smart. We find you wherever you go easily.

Unless this is what you want, us seeing your drama and stripteasing. Your predictable cries for help and cheesy sense of romance.

Ohh right, you think we are going to doubt your character and confuse you with some others. How smart is this of you.

Your randomness is not random. It could be random from anyone else, but just you is obvious. You are not forever in my heart after I saw your miserable poor dancing. It was all yours, but not anymore. The lemur now purrs .. haha I thought you said your not that low.

Who ever put you here is smarter than you and knew … you’ll be so full of yourself and you’ll stuck here forever.

How many hours per day you are here? Aren’t you supposed to be busy with something will make you look distinguished and smart? Or are you here to seek a delusional approval of your sick-minded audience or I should say .. worthless losers.

You are not a loser. You’ve been brainwashed.. to satisfy their needs.

I thought.. I thought you are a wolf that licks its own wounds.. why are you naked here? Are you horny is that it? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Ahh .. I was so full of hope. I respected you. Not anymore. I don’t respect you. You belong to the streets.
I only loved once this is a funny fact 16
Funny fact 16 by UnfinishedBook April 13, 2022
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