Funky skunky 

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Funky skunky 

A nickname for what i just smoked

Did you smoke some of that funky skunky?my miny tastes horrible

Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

funky spunky monkey 

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

funky spunky monkey by jakesweg May 21, 2016

funkyskunk 

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.

I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.

funkyskunk by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

skunk funk 

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006