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Funky skunky 

Did you smoke some of that funky skunky?my miny tastes horrible
Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

funky spunky monkey 

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

funkyskunk 

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.
I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.
funkyskunk by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

skunk funk 

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026