Funky skunky
Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018
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Funky skunky
Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018
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funky spunky monkey
the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
funky spunky monkey by jakesweg May 21, 2016
funkyskunk
The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.
I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.
funkyskunk by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
skunk funk
The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).
In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006
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