Funk Stache 

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

Funk Stache by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Fuckstache 

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

Fuckstache 

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

Fuckstache by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckstache 

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

Fuckstache by Karch December 25, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022