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The good food that tears right through one Mr. Jeffery B Kroner
Girl: "What some funions?"
Jeffery Kroner: "No bubba they tear right through me"
funions by BMBBOIIIISSSS July 10, 2019
Words you can keep
when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is
man, i got funions,
funions by djbenno September 29, 2008

Mung Funions 

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.
My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions
Mung Funions by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008
1.the short and easy form of "funny one"
2.dried onion rings. a yummy treat ^__^
1.wow! you are such a funion!! you kept me laughing for 30 minutes straight o.o
2.hey, do you think you could...um ..share those tasty funions?
funion by mini_paco December 4, 2004
a fried, artificially onion-flavored ring which college students eat when they are stoned and have the munchies.
Hey man, the weed is all gone. Pass the funions.
funion by Bloody James Vane December 28, 2006
The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.
"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"
Funion by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

Butt Funion 

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.
YO you is a FUCKING BUTT FUNION
Butt Funion by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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