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The good food that tears right through one Mr. Jeffery B Kroner

Girl: "What some funions?"
Jeffery Kroner: "No bubba they tear right through me"

funions by BMBBOIIIISSSS July 10, 2019

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funions

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

funions by djbenno September 29, 2008

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Mung Funions

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.

My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions

Mung Funions by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008

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funion

1.the short and easy form of "funny one"
2.dried onion rings. a yummy treat ^__^

1.wow! you are such a funion!! you kept me laughing for 30 minutes straight o.o
2.hey, do you think you could...um ..share those tasty funions?

funion by mini_paco December 4, 2004

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funion

a fried, artificially onion-flavored ring which college students eat when they are stoned and have the munchies.

Hey man, the weed is all gone. Pass the funions.

funion by Bloody James Vane December 28, 2006

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Funion

The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.

"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"

Funion by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

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Butt Funion

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.

YO you is a FUCKING BUTT FUNION

Butt Funion by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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