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when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is
man, i got funions,
funions by djbenno September 29, 2008

Mung Funions 

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.
My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions
Mung Funions by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008
1.the short and easy form of "funny one"
2.dried onion rings. a yummy treat ^__^
1.wow! you are such a funion!! you kept me laughing for 30 minutes straight o.o
2.hey, do you think you could...um ..share those tasty funions?
funion by mini_paco December 4, 2004
a fried, artificially onion-flavored ring which college students eat when they are stoned and have the munchies.
Hey man, the weed is all gone. Pass the funions.
funion by Bloody James Vane December 28, 2006
The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.
"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"
Funion by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

Butt Funion 

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.
Butt Funion by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003