Urban Dictionary: funion

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1.the short and easy form of "funny one"
2.dried onion rings. a yummy treat ^__^

1.wow! you are such a funion!! you kept me laughing for 30 minutes straight o.o
2.hey, do you think you could...um ..share those tasty funions?

by mini_paco December 04, 2004

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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funion

a fried, artificially onion-flavored ring which college students eat when they are stoned and have the munchies.

Hey man, the weed is all gone. Pass the funions.

by Bloody James Vane December 22, 2006

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Funion

The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.

"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"

by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

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Funion

Jake Bennett is a funky funion
He just went Emma's pussy
He a whore
He likea to send Emma pictures of his toes flexibility to prove he is strong boy
He is bad a being attractive
He is very fat he is also a mill livered cod cakes faggot
Pls send help he is holding me captive and yelling LATLAT IS A HOE at me my name's not even LATLAT it is SANDGOD!!!
ALL HAIL SAND GOD!!!

Yo dude you got some funions
No bro that's just jake

by Yeetskeetgavneetismyqueen January 15, 2020