The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.

Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”

Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”

Funging by Varterhart March 18, 2024

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Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.

I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything

Funging by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

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Funging

A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.

Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.

Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.

Funging by Bwep_1997 December 1, 2024

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funging it

-to ditch close friends for people you just met
-to intend to be a kanofka

Ashley is funging it with Mike.
I can't beleive the bitch is funging it.

funging it by The Prez April 7, 2007

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