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What happens when you leave a laptop on your balls, it will secrete dangerous waves to your balls. Then you cannot have kids :(.
I left my laptop on my balls last year now I've got funadle cause my kids won't come out!!!!
Funadle by EoT924 October 12, 2023
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When you leave your laptop on your lap and the battery releases microwave radiation, killing your ball's sperm production
Guy 1: I have funadle and now cant have kids.
Guy 2: That sucks, but at least you cant adopt
Funadle by yourpsuedonynm October 13, 2023
Related Words
to have fun with one person you enjoy spending time with,secret word for sex
Me and Amanda have lots of funable with each other
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To lovingly caress one's money. Mix of the words fondle and fund.
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Bundle of Fundle

Nerdist way to say that something was fun.
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Bundle of Fundle by NimTim June 6, 2016

fundlebuster 

when someone engulfs your face with their buttcheeks
Dude, it was so funny-
when you were sleeping I fundlebustered your face!
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Big bundle of fun
{Fundle} of fun
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