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One who highly annoys the people around them. These people take pleasure in making others angry for no reason.

See: Bitch, Stank Ass Ho, Slut, Asshole, Troll
Person 1: Hey, I forgot my wallet at home. Do you mind paying for lunch?
Person 2: God, that's the second time you've 'forgot your wallet' in the past week. You're such a fucking Fumie.
Fumie by Ditno November 24, 2011
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fumie comes from the figure skater Fumie Siguri from Japan. She is pretty lucrative and wack so you can use the work Fumie to describe crazy antics and objects.
yo friday night was so fumie! you just pulled a fumie. your sweater is definitly fumie. that was soooo FUMIE!
fumie by pcfsc November 23, 2004
Related Words
fumie • FMIE • fuming • fume • fomie • FUJie • fumid • Fumped • famie • fumed

chum fume 

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.
While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!
chum fume by Rono December 12, 2008

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

Fumikage Tokoyami 

The best friggin bird boi on the planet with a shadow birb friend (hes a good boyo)
Fumikage Tokoyami is the best birb on the planet and he's my most favorite being in the whole entire universe
Fumikage Tokoyami by Wolfafle October 10, 2020

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.
My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.
Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020
Anger, the feeling where you just want to break your monitor.
"Michael was so fumid when his definition was only number 3."
Fumid by willybillydilly March 8, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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