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One who highly annoys the people around them. These people take pleasure in making others angry for no reason.

See: Bitch, Stank Ass Ho, Slut, Asshole, Troll
Person 1: Hey, I forgot my wallet at home. Do you mind paying for lunch?
Person 2: God, that's the second time you've 'forgot your wallet' in the past week. You're such a fucking Fumie.
Fumie by Ditno November 24, 2011
Words you can keep
fumie comes from the figure skater Fumie Siguri from Japan. She is pretty lucrative and wack so you can use the work Fumie to describe crazy antics and objects.
yo friday night was so fumie! you just pulled a fumie. your sweater is definitly fumie. that was soooo FUMIE!
fumie by pcfsc November 23, 2004
Related Words
fumie FMIE fuming fume fomie FUJie fumid Fumped famie fumed

chum fume 

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.
While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!
chum fume by Rono December 12, 2008

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

Fumikage Tokoyami 

The best friggin bird boi on the planet with a shadow birb friend (hes a good boyo)
Fumikage Tokoyami is the best birb on the planet and he's my most favorite being in the whole entire universe
Fumikage Tokoyami by Wolfafle October 10, 2020

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.
My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.
Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020
Anger, the feeling where you just want to break your monitor.
"Michael was so fumid when his definition was only number 3."
Fumid by willybillydilly March 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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