Fumfuckled 

The state of experiencing several contradicting emotions simultaneously and not knowing which one to give attention to.

The events of the last week have left me feeling fumfuckled.

Fumfuckled by Dima Dupéré April 28, 2008

Fumducked 

v.intr.: To drink(Alcohol) yourself to a state of mental deficiency(Retarded) .

"Dude, You were so fumducked last night. We had to tell you that you were tired. We could only get you to bed after you had another shot. We gave you water instead and you didn't even notice."

Fumducked by Lil' B June 16, 2008

bumfuckled 

To be amazed,caught off guard or confused

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me

bumfuckled by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018

Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.

Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer

Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022

fumfuckle 

(Noun) 1. A complicated medical condition that has yet to be diagnosed correctly.

2. A baffling situation or event that leaves us speechless or with more questions than answers. These can exist in many situations with seemingly positive or negative interpretations (such as a financial fumfuckle or a spiritual fumfuckle. )

-The only thing the doctors could agree on was that I suffered a myocardial fumfuckle last March.
- The sudden departure of the CEO created a joyful fumfuckle among the employees.

fumfuckle by Dimama January 1, 2022

fumfuckle 

(Noun) 1. A complicated medical condition that has yet to be diagnosed correctly.

2. A baffling situation or event that leaves us speechless or with more questions than answers. These can exist in many situations with seemingly positive or negative interpretations (such as a financial fumfuckle or a spiritual fumfuckle. )

-The only thing the doctors could agree on was that I suffered a myocardial fumfuckle last March.
- The sudden departure of the CEO created a joyful fumfuckle among the employees.

fumfuckle by Dimama January 1, 2022

Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.

Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer

Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022