The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

full-contact accounting by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007

full contact origami

Slang for underground fight club in Bloomington, Indiana.

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"

full contact origami by Casey May 13, 2005

Full Contact Origami

Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.

"Dude, I almost killed him in full contact origami."

Full Contact Origami by Casey May 13, 2005

full contact ice fishing

ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.

dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.

full contact ice fishing by TGP! January 12, 2010

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

Full Contact Golf by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

Full Contact Basket Weaving by test4el July 9, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026