Fukerness

Flustering someone to the point of madness; when a person who is a fuker takes it to the next level Jedi Shit and flusters someone leaving them with no comeback.

Damn Yo! Where you learn your Fukerness? That shit is PIMP!

Im so mad!!! You and your Fucking FUKERNESS aHHH!!! FJEWS!hnjkgvn klfsdhgklfd;!!

by TBM's Kitty October 8, 2007

fuckerdness

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles

I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!

by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

Fakeness

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

by Cstar December 1, 2013

State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009

fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities

You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.

by jiminc1 January 4, 2012

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003