Fukerness

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Flustering someone to the point of madness; when a person who is a fuker takes it to the next level Jedi Shit and flusters someone leaving them with no comeback.

Damn Yo! Where you learn your Fukerness? That shit is PIMP!

Im so mad!!! You and your Fucking FUKERNESS aHHH!!! FJEWS!hnjkgvn klfsdhgklfd;!!

Fukerness by TBM's Kitty October 8, 2007

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fuckerdness

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles

I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!

fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

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Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

Furness-Nightcap by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

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Fakeness

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

Fakeness by Cstar December 1, 2013

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State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

State of Fuckedness by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009

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fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities

You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.

fuckerness by jiminc1 January 4, 2012

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Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

Barrow in Furness by Dave November 18, 2003

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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