Fukenheimer

(Fook-en-hi-mer) a state of disgrace brought about by dirty dreams, filthy acts and naked german werewolves that mutilate old ladies.

1)That old dutch bag totally got fukenheimered last night.
2) Stephanie Berberick.

by Chelzerella September 27, 2009

flugenheimer

a rotating dildo powered by a motor.

I heard Kyle Boswell uses a flugenheimer.

by peenface April 7, 2007

Flugenheimer

A European sex toy which has a motor on it and has 3 rotating dildo's which all go at different speeds.

That queer Kyle Bosewell is such a flugenheimer

by Billy joe armstrong April 2, 2007

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

fuckinheimer

Slang for dumass

That fuckinheimer pissed me offf

by Viren72 June 3, 2017

futerheimer

A small piece if debris/refuse attached to an object.

Excuse me sir, brush off that futerheimer from your shirt

by anonymous March 20, 2022

nukenheimer

A bet that is such an immortal lock that you might think the game is fixed. A generational wealth creater and American debt eraser.

Lightning Cock: The bookie is gonna have to call in the brinks truck this week.

Old Man Tom: Why is that?

Lightning Cock: I got a nukenheimer on Gonzaga ML

Old Man Tom: You ever done cocaine?

by Pitchy Pitchy Woo Woo October 2, 2023