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1. the act of fighting like a total bitch
2.the act of starting a fight with a sucker punch to the shoulder
3. TEARS OF RAGE!!!!!
boswell are you crying, "No, They're TEARS OF RAGE!!"
Boswell by yo mamas a ho January 24, 2009
The act of using nudity (with an terrible body) as an excuse for avoiding social settings. Also using nudity as an excuse for avoiding intimacy.
I can't go hot-tubbing. I'm a total Boswell...
boswell by Doctor_DogDogDoggy October 16, 2008

Boswell Band Of Gold 

One of the hardest working bands I have ever seen, believe it or not.. Band takes displine, time managment, and a lot of work! We have been to state a few times, and are definetly advancing. Regardless of what anyone says.. ONCE, A Band Of Gold remember always a band of gold member.. No matter what uniform you wear :)
Guy 1: Hey, see that band! That's what Dedication is
Guy 2: YEAH! BOSWELl BAND OF GOLD..I like their uniforms too (; and there state badges ':D
Guy 1 : I wish I was one of them... IF ONLY!

Boswell Band of Gold 

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Boswell Child Lover 

In the town of Boswell PA a person with blinding blonde hair guy lurks in the shadow waiting for you to drop your guard to take your kids he is no amateur watch out or you might never see them again be where of the Boswell Child Lover
Your walking down the road and the Boswell Child Lover takes your kids
Boswell Child Lover by Vcdf March 20, 2025

Boswell's Speaker Jacket

A jacket made of luxury leather that has hi-fi speakers all over it. It plays playboi carti music loudly.
Boswell's speaker jacket is the new trend!