i have a volkswagen beetle. my friend wanted me to come over and i couldn't because it was broken down (again.). i told him "i can't com by now, because my bug is fukin' broken.".
As life teaches you who and what to care about, you just run out of Fucks to give. "I don't give a fuck" has turned into, "I can't give a fuck, because I am just Fuckbroke."
Kim posts pics of herself with my friends having fun and they didn't invite me again. At this point in my life, I can't care anymore because I am just fuckbroke.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"