Fudgit 

Balls of shit and cornchips that hang on the wall of your asshole

Dom opened up a fresh bag of fudgits while watching sabrina jerk of in her soup

Fudgit by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005

tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

Fadgit 

Fadgit a slang word for the word Faggot however not meaning the same-thing but rather meaning quite annoying and frustrating.

"My day has been like a Fadgit

Fadgit by Richmondo August 20, 2014

fudget 

FUDGET Can be used as a noun OR a verb. Rhymes with 'budget' but sadly, is related to it in theory only.

1. A faux budget that uses imaginary figures and projections with little or no basis in reality and extraordinarily humongous numbers that don't even fit on anyone's calculator
2. Fiction that uses numbers instead of words to tell tall tales (aka 'lies') involving amounts of money that can only be described as "more than you can possibly imagine"
3. Accounting (usually in Federal, State, Local Governments but by no means limited to ONLY the Public Sector) that does NOT add up regardless of what anyone would have you believe
4. A financial blackhole that sucks in genuine arithmetic and spews out bullshit
5. The Modus Operandi where the labors and production of the hard-working men and women of America are confiscated, redistributed, and otherwise squandered by the political class

IMPORTANT NOTE: The word "fudget" when used in any written sentence, appearing in any medium, in any language, for all time and eternity, MUST be written in BOLD RED RGB 255,0,0 not the "pleasant and pleasing" shade of RED found on most renditions of THE AMERICAN FLAG, but that other RED that screams STOP! and something is terribly wrong here RED, or it will be considered misspelled (what, it's not?).

FUDGETING is the formal process by which the elected and appointed officials screw the electorate in the ass—but what the hell—OPM (other people's money) sure is fun to piss away.

The National Debt is the total of the annual FUDGET Deficits (plus interest of course).

The Federal Budget should be renamed The Federal FUDGET.

In a FUDGET—1 + 1 does not equal 2—in fact, it can equal anything you want—the numbers are all made up & the figures don't mean anything—but it doesn't matter—no one bothers to do the math anymore.

We need to FUDGET more money for these programs—even though they don't work—or we're NOT going to get re-elected in November—and that’s ALL that matters.

Just throw it in the FUDGET, no one reads this shit anyway—and even if they did—what the hell are they gonna do about it? The American People are either so stupid they just don't get it—or so busy watching TV and playing video games—or watching porn and playing with themselves—that they don't notice what's really going on—by the time they catch on to the fact that we've bankrupted the Country and sold their children and their children's children into slavery we'll all be dead and gone.

That's a real FUDGET-buster!

Who needs a FUDGET?—we’ll just monetize The National Debt.

Bend over a little more—I'm trying to ram this FUDGET through before anyone finds out we have absolutely no way to pay for ANY of it.

Can you say "Weimar Republic"! Because they had this FUDGET thing down to a science and look at them.

fudget by We The People PLAN™ August 25, 2010

Fuggit

Alternate of "Fuck it" to be used when you don't wish to use fowl language, but still wish to express the same thing.

Aw Fuggit!

Fuggit by HUGSaLOT October 2, 2003

fudgie

A tourist to the northern lower, or eastern upper peninsula of Michigan, especially the Mackinac area. Often these tourist are from lower parts of Michigan, and are usually on vacation "up north". The name fudgie comes from the fact that many of these tourist like to spend lots of time in the many fudge shops in northern Michigan. Locals are generally not fond of fudgies, as they seem to have no small town driving abilities, and can sometimes be snobby or annoying. fudgies are identifiable by bright clothes, and the presence of cameras around their necks and the use of fanny packs. also, the use of shoes and sock at wholly inappropriate times, such as on the beach and the pronunciation "Mack-in-ack" are dead giveaways.

You don't have to use your blinker there! what the hell is he doing?

Calm down, its just another fudgie

fudgie by gooseman2009 July 8, 2010

Fudgie Krinkles 

The foreskin on a penis caked or crusted with poop after anal sex.

Pedro had fudgie krinkles on his penis after having anal sex with the neighborhood hooker.

Fudgie Krinkles by CAKPDX January 13, 2010