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fudgepackers

someone who works at a candy factory
umpalumas are willy wonkas fudgepackers
fudgepackers by daniel casey July 22, 2006

Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.
Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.
My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fudgepacker 

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.
Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.
Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

fudgepacker 

a man who fucks another man up the ass and enjoys it.
Rehemeyer packed Vitales ass with his little dick. Little fudgepacker.
fudgepacker by Allen R. October 6, 2007