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fuckweed 

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.
I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.
fuckweed by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005
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Fuckweed 

A word to describe someone that you dont like or has pissed you off
"I hate him, he's a right fuckweed"
Fuckweed by A.Trout July 1, 2006

fuckweed 

A fuckhead who keeps coming back to bother you, despite the fact that you smack him down, like a weed growing out of cracks in the asphalt.
The fuckweed on the Adventure Rider Internet forum kept up his lame attempts at annoying me, but I ignored him and he eventually went away. He was a real fuckweed.
fuckweed by BobFV1 December 18, 2007

fuckweed 

smokeing weed then fucking (having sex).
i got hi & fucked my girlfiend
fuckweed by justin prather May 13, 2005

Fuckweek 

A week in which a couple has sexual intercourse at least twice a day everyday for a full week.
Tynesha and Ruan had 3 straight Fuckweeks after agreeing on only one... wow Tynesha and Ruan.
Fuckweek by JewsOnDrugs May 1, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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